If you can be Batman, then always be Batman And my personal favorite There is only one God and they call him The Batman The ones that are underlined are my own compositions. When things are going bad Sometimes the truth isn't good enough. My blood type is B Negative. I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better. Your whatsapp status says online …. I am the boss, but my wife is a decision-maker. I never forget a face, but yours too ugly to erase from my mind.
Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes! Dont waste it removing pen drive safely. Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Try to say the letter M without your lips touching. If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal. Yep that's how you wash a cup. Keep Visit and bookmark our website.
You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on. Did you get any text messages last night? Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop. Annoying but they carry your blood. Fact: Phone on silent mode - 10 Missed call. My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
Money is all we want. I never mind what I speak. Smile, because it confuses people. Koi phoolo se krta h pyar koi kaanto se hum unse krte h pyar jo hum se krte h pyar Agaj us k hath me hai agaj kar k dekh bhige hue pairo se parwaj kar k dekh. Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing. If it comes back, it was meant to be. Oh, and my glorious abduction of the commissioner and his daughter.
Status messages being the best way for this. WhatsApp jokes funny WhatsApp messages. Today love comes to those who flirt. Want to read more quotes from a movie character, have and enjoy the for his movie lovers. But still you have to pay for it. I really want to work so hard.
I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome! This article contains a huge number of quotes and sayings said in various pitch mood by whatsapp status users. But hey, the remaining end in death. I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. Keep It but never show it off.
You remind me of my Chinese friend. Love is a journey that leads to no destination. Never apologize for being you. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions : I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice : If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
Walk up to them, put your arm around them, show them that you care…before you wring their necks! I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me. We also provide here Funny status images. I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy and Paste : Kiss me and you will see how important I am. I've lost three days already. In their last moments, people show you who they really are. I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work. I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs! It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.
She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My wife dresses to kill. Sometimes you have to be Psychotic to prove a point. I work for money, if you want loyalty — hire a dog. Every winter I catch cold, this time I caught you in my heart. Im a humble person, really.
देख तेरी friend मेरे love में फंस गई. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you? Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. Even if the plan is horrifying. You can call me tonight. Would you like to know which of them were cowards? Boys use photoshop to show their creativity. If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking : I'm Jealous Of My Parents.