Uh, Gilfoyle, is there a secure way of giving someone access to our servers while still limiting and controlling how much compute they could use? It was like God was coding through me. Richard, you have an enormous heart. Do those qualify as two separate insults? You know, Jared was right. I don't care how you do it. So, what's the plan here? Let that be a lesson to you, young Holden. Everyone has to know that I'm better than Gilfoyle. When Monica, Gregory's head of operations, and Jared, a Hooli executive, realize the value of the site's compression algorithm, a bidding war erupts between Belson and Gregory, with Richard caught in the middle.
Because now, Laurie is on our side. Look, Richard, we felt a connection. Selling them, I think you'll certainly agree, was merely a practical business decision. Dim sum closes in 40 minutes. Dinesh relishes a rare win. The children from our daycare center have prepared a traditional song just for you. Jared, look, um, in regards to the whole Laurie thing, I actually think I made the right call.
The building that doubles as Eklow Labs is located at 8439 Steller Drive, Culver City, California. So we don't know who actually won? I can do anything I want with her! Please just fucking tell me. Yes, and as such she will garner the highest return when I have her dismantled and sold off for parts. No, no, no, not private. And here's the thing, it's different enough that Hendricks' patent won't cover it. Fiona, would you excuse us for a second? I did crush him, right? As quickly as I'm able.
True, but also not true. I gotta be honest, it's really nice not having her in the office. Fiona is this company's most valuable asset. And with her missing, I have no need for compute power therefore no need for your compute credits. I want you all to look at him. She works here, with you and me.
I'm gonna have to call you back. What are you doing out here? Look, Yao, either you convince this kid to sell his code to me, or I'm pulling my box contract and I'm taking it somewhere else. And you are the hairy Arab who can now chortle my balls. All you have to do is give me your hard drive with the code base on it. I spoke with the bank. Okay, do you want to Do you want to ride with us while we take her back to Eklow? It isn't easy, is it? Jared, she's gonna be okay.
Because everyone else is done. Right after you forced me to set Dinesh up, I told the other engineers that if you won you'd immediately insult Dinesh by saying something sexually demeaning or racist. Uh, no no, I can't honestly say that I have. To show you I'm a gracious winner, I'll take you to a nice restaurant. My code was better than Gilfoyle's. I just need you to get this kid's code for me. The Chinese man on the bicycle.
Fiona, what's 12 times 157? We have trouble with the government. That's a decentralized network, huh? Can you please tell me what you are going to do about this Jian Yang situation? Richard is an introverted computer programmer living in the Hacker Hostel start-up incubator along with his best friend, Big Head, pompous Gilfoyle and dry-witted Dinesh. Yeah, well, now I have to buy my own compute credits back - with money I don't have - It's that one. You're gonna sign it over to me then? I made it clear it would be better for him to hand over the company and leave town immediately. He showed me the demo.
Uh, Laurie Bream said that she received the compute credits and to say thank you. From now on, I'm leaving my emotions off the fucking table, baby! Your favorite kind of restaurant. Well, honestly Jared, she was a mess. Well, I have work to do, as do you, so. Laurie, when someone gives you a gift and you don't want it, you give it back. So I thought about driving her there but then I realized since it was dark she wouldn't really appreciate its majesty so I brought her out here to the pool.